User:Scrapegoat

What's the good word, people?!?!?

Sean Des Portes (July 1, 1983) was born and raised in Tucson, Arizona. He is known for his mildly good looks and excellent physique. If you are capable of hiring him, he would gladly accept the offer.

The dude is a stellar individual. There is nothing negative that can be stated about this individual. It's not recommended to arm wrestle him as he will destroy you...quickly. This often happens while he winks at your girlfriend.

Umm...what else...oh yeah, as a proud member for multiple years, Sean recommends Gold's Gym to L.A Fitness. It's better in every single way. There's really nothing that you can say to convince him otherwise.

Mr. Des Portes can be seen in such classics as Kung Fu Legends II: Turbo Edition as seen here: Kung Fu Legends II: Turbo Edition

Feel free to find him on Facebook and tell him how awesome he is on a scale of 1-10 (we recommend giving him at least a 6).

That should do for now.