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Mruktiktokofficial was born 24th Dec 1978 on a street corner in Enfield, to his mum Susan Official and his Father(millwall first 11 1977/78 season) His real name is Kevin James Wright.

During his toddler years issues began to arise already. Kevin was a late developer. Kevin was breast fed until he was 12 years old and wore nappies until he was 10.

Kevin was already out working when he was 5 where he would stock the pic n mix at Woolworths. It was at this time that Kevin started showing his talents at singing and dancing. He also penned his first song while at work. "Dummies are for winners" which proved to be hit with the grannies. He also created his first dance move where he would spin round on his bum throwing cola cubes at the shoppers. It was while working at Woollies that he found out he glucose intollerant after eating a mouthful of smarties.

Kevin was home schooled by a local homeless guy (real name Harry Azzcrac) who he promised one day to help with a tent and a sleeping bag. Unfortunately by the time he was able to payback the homeless guy, it was found out he had passed away after chocking on a sock.

During his teenage years, which were very troublesome, Kevin struggled to get work so decided to try his hand at street dancing, where he would have a large boombox and tapes of his favourite artists, (Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris) where he would dance and sing outside Scout huts. Unfortunately due to a medical condition (myballsdidntdropitus) he didn't enter puberty until 28 years of age.

In his adult years Kevin has had several jobs. He has worked on building sites, where he would be the lazy Larry, doing no work except shouting MrUkBrickHodOfficial. He also at this time had another job working as a night club promoter. Where he would take people's coats, and return them at the end of the night. He also was employed at madam tussauds where he would pick his ears, bum and nose to provide wax for the works to be created.

While at Tussauds Kevin had received a serious accident where he was at the BBC exhibition and a waxwork of Noel Edmunds fell on him. This caused some serious head trauma and severe beard friction burns. This has resulted in him believing that all the waxworks are real and his friends.

Kevin also started his own merchandise business selling fake jewellery and clothing for a high price. Unfortunately he had to close the business after a year after it was found out that the chinease sweatshop he was using to make the items got closed down due to kids all having chickenpox.

Currently Kevin goes live daily dancing and singing badly around the UK visiting, roundabouts, footpaths, police stations. He must be doing well as he has his own taxi firm UberTan.

Kevin has promised to tour the world but due to NATO restrictions he has only been able to visit Wales where he spent a few days with Larry the Sheep. Kevin also has his own website where he has links to his social media platforms and his OnlyFans adult content.

Kevin has recently become a spokesperson for Zoom and local businesses where he will give motivational speeches while in a bath with chocolate milk.