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The Schumachergate scandal
This shows what would have happened had Michael Schumacher got into trouble for losing Damon Hill the 1994 Formula One title and almost doing the same thing to Jacques Villeneuve in 1997.

Schumacher is summoned to Max Mosley's office at the end of the 2012 European Grand Prix, after celebrating his first podium since 2006 and his first for Mercedes. Mosley tells him that he cheated Hill out of the 1994 championship, and also tried to cheat Villeneuve out of the 1997 title, and for that, he must be punished.

Schumacher is stripped of all his Formula One wins and his record seven championships he won for Benetton and Ferrari.

NEWSFLASH
In a recent study, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler was revealed to be the evil villain who started Poppy Day, which, according to another theory, is the saddest day of the year for Britons.

Under Hitler's orders, 908,371 British men were killed during World War One, and 2,090,212 were injured. This led George V, King of England, to start the November 11 Poppy Day tradition, in which the British public have to remember the soldiers who died in action. Yet another recent study shows that only very few of the population of the United Kingdom celebrate it.

Hitler killed himself in 1945 at the end of the next World War, much to the relief of the British.

NEWSFLASH #2
Formula One driver Kimi Räikkönen has overdosed on mushrooms, causing crises all over Finland.

Räikkönen's actions have varied from the very common to the very rare. Here is a list of them;
 * Was caught buttsexing the President of Finland, Sauli Niinistö.
 * Built a poorly-made hypno-ray that bizarrely hypnotized the entire female population, something that took 14 days to resolve.
 * Ate off the heads of every single dog in a dog pound.
 * Drove his Mercedes CLK at over 240 mph.
 * Beat up F1 compatriot Mika Häkkinen, seeing him as The Devil in his hallucinations.

Winners
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Podiums
{| class="wikitable" width=90% style="font-size:85%;" ! rowspan=2 | Round ! style="width:22em" rowspan=2 | Rally name ! colspan=5 | Podium finishers ! Pos. ! No. ! Driver ! Team
 * rowspan=3 align=center | 1
 * rowspan=3 | 81ème Rallye Automobile de Monte-Carlo (15–20 January) — Results and report
 * align=center | 1
 * align=center | 33
 * 🇩🇪 Armin Kremer 🇩🇪 Klaus Wicha
 * 🇦🇹 Stohl Racing (Subaru Impreza WRX STI)
 * align=center | 2
 * align=center | 39
 * 🇺🇦 Yuriy Protasov 🇪🇪 Kuldar Sikk
 * 🇧🇪 Symtech Racing (Subaru Impreza STI R4)
 * align=center | 3
 * align=center | 47
 * 🇮🇪 Eamonn Boland 🇮🇪 Michael Joseph Morrissey
 * 🇮🇪 Eamonn Boland (Subaru Impreza STI R4)
 * rowspan=3 align=center | 2
 * rowspan=3 | 🇸🇪 61st Rally Sweden (8–10 February) — Results and report
 * align=center | 1
 * align=center | 42
 * 🇳🇴 Anders Grøndal 🇳🇴 Trond Svendsen
 * 🇳🇴 Anders Grøndal (Subaru Impreza WRX STi)
 * align=center | 2
 * align=center | 34
 * 🇺🇦 Yuriy Protasov 🇪🇪 Kuldar Sikk
 * 🇧🇪 Symtech Racing (Subaru Impreza STI R4)
 * align=center | 3
 * align=center | 41
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs 🇦🇷 Fernando Mussano
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * rowspan=3 align=center| 3
 * rowspan=3 | 🇲🇽 26º Rally México (8–10 March) — Results and report
 * align=center | 1
 * align=center | 41
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs 🇦🇷 Fernando Mussano
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * align=center | 2
 * align=center | 38
 * 🇲🇽 Ricardo Triviño 🇪🇸 Alex Haro
 * 🇲🇽 Moto Club Igualda (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X)
 * align=center | 3
 * align=center | 62
 * José Andrés Montalto 🇦🇷 José Díaz
 * José Andrés Montalto (Subaru Impreza STI N13)
 * rowspan=3 align=center| 4
 * rowspan=3 | 47º Rally de Portugal (12–14 April) — Results and report
 * align=center | 1
 * align=center | 41
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs 🇦🇷 Fernando Mussano
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * align=center | 2
 * align=center | 85
 * Miguel Jorge Barbosa Alberto Silva
 * Miguel Jorge Barbosa (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * align=center | 3
 * align=center | 82
 * 🇺🇦 Yuriy Protasov 🇪🇪 Kuldar Sikk
 * 🇧🇪 Symtech Racing (Subaru Impreza STI R4)
 * rowspan=3 align=center| 5
 * rowspan=3 | 🇦🇷 33º Rally Argentina (3–5 May) — Results and report
 * align=center | 1
 * align=center | 41
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs 🇦🇷 Fernando Mussano
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * align=center | 2
 * align=center | 77
 * 🇦🇷 Marcos Ligato 🇦🇷 Rubén García
 * 🇮🇹 Top Run SRL (Subaru Impreza WRX STI)
 * align=center | 3
 * align=center | 72
 * 🇦🇷 Juan Carlos Alonso 🇦🇷 Juan Pablo Monasterolo
 * 🇪🇸 RMC Motorsport (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * rowspan=3 | 🇦🇷 33º Rally Argentina (3–5 May) — Results and report
 * align=center | 1
 * align=center | 41
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs 🇦🇷 Fernando Mussano
 * 🇵🇪 Nicolàs Fuchs (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * align=center | 2
 * align=center | 77
 * 🇦🇷 Marcos Ligato 🇦🇷 Rubén García
 * 🇮🇹 Top Run SRL (Subaru Impreza WRX STI)
 * align=center | 3
 * align=center | 72
 * 🇦🇷 Juan Carlos Alonso 🇦🇷 Juan Pablo Monasterolo
 * 🇪🇸 RMC Motorsport (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)
 * 🇦🇷 Juan Carlos Alonso 🇦🇷 Juan Pablo Monasterolo
 * 🇪🇸 RMC Motorsport (Mitsubishi Lancer Evo IX)