User:ScribbleStick/Lies and exaggerations

Okay, if you're reading this you presumably want to know why I deserve a Barnstar (or two).

Spongefrog had the brilliant idea ( as well as my other brilliant contributions which you can see HERE, along with my enormous collection of Barnstars. Thats right, I even advertise myself in subpages now. --User:Spongefrog ) of replacing every "passed away" or "died tragically" on *Wikipedia with a simple "died", according to WP:Words to avoid. Between me and him, we've got the first two pages of search results, as of 12th May 2009, covered - surely there is some My *Life is So Boring That I've Made This My Quest Barnstar. Alternitivly a Tireless Contributor Barnstar. Finally, for all the above reasons you could give me the All-Round Barnstar
 * Well, for a start some people say that I'm a nice person - there must be some Barnstar for that...
 * Also look how many articles I've started . (That's more than double figures by the way).
 * Um...how about the Exceptional Newcomer Award...
 * The Brilliant Idea Barnstar, for the Shame-List and Non-Shame List (this would also allow you to give one the Spongefrog - cause it was really his idea, but he gave me a Barnstar for the idea, so you should too). You could give us each a Half Barnstar, I've been told they exist, but am not totally convinced - give me one to prove their existance
 * The Original Barnstar, because everybody is an original (apart from the younger of two identical twins, their just a copycat.)
 * Also, I'm pretending to be a Sea Anemone, because John Carter has got Barnstars for being a cat - ins't Sea Anemone far more impressive, funny and original.
 * I've been told I make good arguments and that this qualifies me for the Socrates Barnstar, though if I'm honest a Dan Quayle Barnstar seems more appropriate (It would still be appreciated).
 * The Barnstar of National Merit maybe for my work on New Zealand relted topics (well, I'm still working on this so one day maybe).
 * The Invisible Barnstar (No just kidding, but I should get a Barnstar of Good Humour for my hilarious jokes)
 * Maybe the Barnstar Creators Barnstar for creating a the I'm The I'm Giving You This Barnstar *Because I Want One In Return Barnstar (along with some quite clever small print)


 * Also there this -

a Barnstar requesting a Barnstar.

(N.B. Should you wish to receive a Barnstar in return, I will most certainly accomadate this request).