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The religion of Pa donk a donk
The religion of Pa donk a donk

I the great scribesman am a Jaflongi, the first and likely the only preacher of the religion Pa donk a donk. I know what I preach and I preach what I know. In the begining there were three great minds the Dr Snaeb, the Maverick Olej and the Baron Yoleb. When these three great minds collided time its self began on the 27th of January 2009 (as dictated by the Gregorian calendar). Before this event time was deemed only a state of mind by the three. The three great minds held an idealistic lifestyle dear to each of them. However; each had their own interpretation of how to follow and uphold this ideal. The first path was that of the Dr snaeb. Followers of Snaeb prefer the sweeter things in life, like midget gems and cake. Snaeb was also said to be cold of heart and often likened to a “robot horse”, Snaeb frequently responded by washing in his own vomit to show his own distaste and to provide the means of his self sufficiency. This may be viewed as obscene by the unbelieving heathens however; under this path it shows the creme de la creme of society. Another trait of the Snaebs is to be rather persistent in his choice even when faced by the most dire of circumstances. Olej the Maverick was some what different in his means some say on the borderline of mental retardation but I the great scribesman like to take the view that all of his decisions were based upon his feral instincts. As this was the case Olej did not often agree with the norm and fought against the constraints of the state of mind known as society with all of his might. Olej did not play by the rule. But damn did get the results. Yoleb was the unaccepting monster of the three and often tried to crush the freedom of speech therefore oppossed opinions frequently through brute force via his colossal chin. Yoleb is curently fighting a battle within himself to conquor his weakness in-order to become a free man from the prison of relationships. Followers of Yoleb are uniform of mind and unwilling to accept others All paths that were not associated with the three great minds were nothing but grievously abominable youths (G.A.Y’s). The most famous of all the (G.A.Y’s) was known as Harrop, he was the embodiment of all evil, it is said that anybody who should peer upon his bereaved image they would suffer a severe bout of a terrible disease that takes away the soul of a heathen thus removing their imunity to life its self, he alsomade habit of eating other cheeses that were not blessed by a jaflongi(sacred cow soup). Harrop is a horrible creep but luckily for the three great minds he was highly gulliable fiend and collectively managed to convince it that milkcontained couconuts and that leeks hatched from eggs thus leaving Harrop in a state of confusion for evermore.