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Brest man
A term often used by a male or female when they would like the opposite gender (male for the bride/s and female for the groom/s) to perform the "best" speech at their wedding. The term encompasses an abbreviation for "breast" through the letters "b" and "r" indicating female, the term "est" referencing the word " best" and the word "man" indicating male.

The term aims to appease all genders through the amalgamation of words.

Duties:


 * The Brest man duties attend to all the bride/grooms non-emotional requests before and on the day of the wedding. He/She has a lot of free time.
 * The Brest man can be outsourced from an agency, with ratings and price ranging from an "A-cup to double-G".
 * The Brest man act as bouncers to keep the mother of the groom away.
 * They are the only other member of the wedding party allowed to wear white on the wedding day. This is traditional and we don't know why.

Other references:


 * Noun - Male or female stuck in the super friend zone
 * Noun - Chinese for Best Man

* Disclaimer:

This page is in no way meant to harm, alienate or discredit any races, genders, ethnicity or religions.