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Scruffy the hobo

Issue #1 The name comes from an underground comic called Scruffy the Hobo. Scruffy is a hobo or homeless person who lives outside a dinner. He first appears in the first issue on a talk show. On the talk show Chico, the host, introduces Scruffy and he tells a little about himself. The first issue is somewhat an introduction to the comic series. As the interview goes on Chico is discusted by Scruffy's behavior. Near the end of the comic he jumps out the window and kills himself. Scruffy ends the show, but gets knocked out by a baseball.

Issue #2 In the second issue Scruffy finds a pet gerbal,Mr.Fopp, that he sufficates with love. Scruffy accidentally kills him because he mistakes rat poison for gerbal food. He eats Mr.Fopp because he is hungry.

Issue #3

In the third issue Scruffy hides on a plane to Italy. He walks around and sees the Pope. Mistaking him for a cross dresser he fights him. During the fight Scruffy knocks out the Pope and steals some french fries form a man. The Pope wakes up and uses his "holy lightning" justu to emobilize him. Since he is the Pope, he sends him to a hospital. Scruffy got surgery twice. Once for the fight with the Pope, and twice because he at a fork 3 times and a pigeon.

Issue #4

In the fourth issue Scruffy find a bottle of acid in a trash can. He was thirsty and didn't know it was acid, so he drank it. He was feeling "funny" not realizing he was having an acid trip. A child walks by and notices him. Asking if he was ok, Scruffy thought he was a bag gnome with chocalate. He attacked the child, but the mother caught him chewing on his arm. She mace Scruffy, and after wards he screams " My eyes! Curse you fairy lady with your smiley spray! Curse you!" Scruffy then throws up because of the acid. He later goes to the hospital where Doctor Funkinstein explained to him that he drank a dangerous amount of acid. Scruffy later drank the same bottle because he didn't know it was the same bottle.