User:Scuttlemonkey

Greetings programs!

Well done, you have reached the virtual nirvana of user scuttlemonkey, the nomme du keyboard of Patrick McGarry.

Affiliation
Full disclosure: I am currently one of the community monkeys working for Inktank, the primary company bringing Ceph to the world. I am primarily focused on Ceph-related edits and making sure that all community info is up-to-snuff (and hopefully devoid of market-droid drivel).

Past Affiliations
In previous lives I have been incarnated at the following organizations:


 * Perforce -- ecosystem manager
 * Alcatel-Lucent -- regional manager developer evangelism, Americas
 * Slashdot / Geeknet -- Director Special Projects / Slashdot Editor

Personal
I am a human (or close enough for the biology majors). I may update this page more at a later date.