User:Sdusty/Lachlan Robinson

Lachlan Robinson is a professional Clash Royale player whose only weakness is Chinese People. Lachlan Robinson prominently shows up to the small village known as “The Beacon on the Hill”, there he is worshipped by everyone as a god. Lachlan Robinson is also as fresh as a tin of Eclipse Mints. He likes to go to the baguette shop and he doesn’t like margarita pizzas.

History
In the beginning God created the Heavens, Hell and Lachlan. After God Created Lachlan he immediately regretted it and tried to stop his creation but Lachlan was already too good at Clash Royale for god to stop him, for Lachlan knew exactly when and where to place his Sparky and Fireball. In 1976 Lachlan became so good at Clash, that he angered the Chinese government, after that incident Lachlan became Chinas most wanted and retreated to Australia where he now lives a peaceful life. When scouting for a place to camp and live in Australia, Lachlan discovered “The Beacon on the Hill”. Little did he know, the place actually belonged to infamous Australian Legend, Tezza Dezza. Tezza confronted Lachlan which lead to a battle that lasted for 6 years, with Lachlan emerging victorious and now the official owner of “The Beacon on the Hill”. Tezza Dezza was last sighted in the Design Tech building back in 2017, but rumours persist that Tezza hides out in the bottom of HazzMann69’s bag.

Projects
Lachlan Robinson is currently involved in the creation and manufacturing of an Electric Tank

Clash Royale & Rainbow Six
Lachlan’s Clash Royale trophy count.

Lachlan’s Rainbow Six Siege rank