User:SeñorTostito

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Foulke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by lens. No man can kill me. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.