User:Señor Axolotl

I am Señor Axolotl, a simple Mexican walking salamander with an oil and gold industry. I own a fleet of jewel-encrusted asteroids and my favorite food is raw fish. I was cursed by an evil teddy bear into living forever without anybody caring about me. In my free time, I binge-read Wikipedia while making paninis and exotic flavors of ice cream. (Disclaimer: The human behind Señor Axolotl does none of this)