User:Seamus O'Conner/sandbox

The Mayor of Funky Town Lachlan Roach lived in Australia. He lived in the classiest part of Sydney: South Windsor. On the sixteenth of October 1964 he slipped over while walking to school, as it had just rained, Lachlan slid all the way down into a storm water drain and into the sewers. He was washed away by the fast moving waters until the sewers dried up and he could move on his own. For weeks he survived on radioactive cocroaches which had disastrous effects on his physical appearance. They were the only things he could eat as he was too slow to catch the rats.

On the 34th day of his wanderings, he found a storm water drain to climb up into. He couldn't believe he had reached the surface. But it only took him a minute to realise that this was not South Windsor. Lachlan looked up at a street sign. It read 'gump road'. Lachlan was confused, his house was on gump road. This was not the gump road he knew.Lachlan kept walking until he stumbled over a snail and fell against a man. To make a long story short, Lachlan had just accidently killed the mayor of Funky Town and was then named the new mayor because that's how things work in that weird city.

Lachlan later died of childhood obesity 3 hours after being named mayor. The Mayor-ship was then passed on to Callum Firth who lived to the year 2098.