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ChainSpank

ChainSpank is a Neo-80's Hard Rock Group Based in Phoenix Arizona. Founded in 2011 by lead vocalist "Rod Doniels", the band's purpose is to bring back the "80's Hair Metal Scene", in a big, and sanitary way. Their hit single, "On the Lips of Another (You Make Me Sick)", has achieved local acclaim, and is probably the second most listened to song in the Tempe area. While it is unclear whether or not the band will release anymore songs, Lead Guitarist "Crisp" states that they will be "Cutting an album that solely contains the song "On the Lips of Another (You Make Me Sick)" eleven times over."

ChainSpank is known for their energetic live shows. The group's drummer "Thorodor" is notorious for pouring several bags of baby powder on his drum set before concerts to, "...get the crowd pumped." ChainSpank's Keyboardist, known simply as "The Prime Minister", has one of the only double-necked Key-tars in the Phoenix area. Lead vocalist "Rod Doniels" is known to get very angry about three songs into their set, due to the fact that he is unable to attend band practices, due to the fact that he lives in New Mexico, and is thus unfamiliar with the majority of ChainSpank's songs. Lead Guitarist "Crisp" is known to ram his double-neck Gibson into the faces of audience members, claiming that he has been possessed by the ghost of Meatloaf.

"ChainSpank" will be releasing their hit single "On the Lips of Another (You Make Me Sick)" on the internet within the next month of June, 2011. It is rumored that in July, they will release the same song again, except this time in the form of a "Greatest Hits" Album.