User:SeanVaness

The Dynamic Sean Vanness

There are many people who think they know the real Sean Vanness. Sure, everyone knows of the stellar high school football and wrestling career. Sure, everyone knows that Kewaunee High School made an exception to the rule for him in terms of being able to participate in BOTH baseball and track and field. But, do you really know the real Sean Vanness? We're willing to bet not. However, after reading this autobiography of the man, the myth, and the legend, you might be a little closer to Sean than when you initially began reading this article.

Born into this world, a whiny, chubby little girl, on August 2nd, 1984, Sean Thomas Vanness was a joy to all. After seeing he was born with a poop-stache, the doctors were forced to provide him with a prosthetic limb.

After excelling at sports and fumigating the high school lunchroom, he found the love of his life in Lindsay Konop.

After high school, Stevens Point finally won over the highly touted prospect and he turned in his letter of intent. College football proved to be too tough for the mighty vanness and soon turned to a lifestyle of debauchery and servitude.

During college, his slowpitch softball skill would be put to the test time and time again. He quickly became known for the outlandish "Can I Finish?" And finish he did... Home runs piled up as he broke the Bank of Ledvina.

Fun Facts

Sean is a valued member of the facebook group "I've had relations with Dale Bratz, and it was the best 8 seconds of my lif" Sean works as the assistant manager at Walgreens. He is the gear that makes the wheels turn. Sean is an uncle but he's not quite used to it yet. Sean majored in Business Administration and Economics and ?Health Education? at the University of Wisconsin at Stevens Point. Sean loves The Fifth Element, Oh yeah. Sean is best friends with Barry Bonds, allegedly.