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Oh-My-God-Its-Almost-Friday syndrome is a theoretical condition in which the human subconscious over time aligns its behavioral aspect with the routine of the weekly workflow as the days progress towards the end of the week. The return to work is a lazy unenergetic approach resulting in a state of fatigue easily reached enforced with actualization of the state through the power of mind. Verbal confirmation of such state to coworkers ensures a pack mentality and encourages similar behavior in others where the hatred of returning to work is openly mocked and realized in the work environment. Times seems to slow down and the day seems to be stretched out. As Tuesday rolls around the accomplishment of going through Monday gives a bit of relief and hope that one can overcome even the hardest day of the week. Energy levels seem to spike and the work flow helps with time speeding up and keeping ones mind occupied long enough to not pay attention to the moments. As a result of the combination of the first two days of the work week, Wednesday seems much closer to friday and happiness settles in the front corridors of ones mind again and energy levels are generally high at this point. Positive nicknames are given to Wednesday to help bring out the happy feeling of achievement and get ones mental state ready for the weekend stress release activities. Climbing over the humpday Oh-My-God-Its-Almost-Friday, we are over the hump and into Thursday. The feeling of joy settles in and plans are made to distract ones mind from work stress and mentally prepare for the celebrations that the weekends bring. At this point, certain functions of the brain fail to be effectively triggered and mistakes are made and excused by blaming them on being tired and long work hours and longer commutes. Productivity is at the highest level and time is stretched to make room for planning, reservations, and confirmations of the weekend celebrations. Oh-My-God-Its-Finally-Friday. Friday brings the highest levels if productivity and resolutions to major work problems and issues that needed focus and attention to detail. Senses are heightened and skills are sharpened to get as much work done and leave work without any lingering issues to carry onto the weekend or bring work home as they say. Understandably work is done early and people head onto the heavy commute of a friday evening rush hour to rush home and get ready to start the weekend an evening earlier. The weekend is spent with activities that help wash the pain and suffering of a work week which has left metal scars for the coming ages. As the days pass by every week the human body is fine tuned to the work week and the Oh-My-God-Its-Almost-Friday syndrome gets worse and worse over continued routine of the same work week.