User:Sebastian ani7

Sam The Spam At The Fair
Sam the ham was a pig who lived on a dirt road farm.

Until he got a buy to dim his farm eye.

But at the fair the pans were at hot!

He did not know it!

They put the pig in the pan.

CRACK! the pan stopped.

ZING! he knife cut.

One box of spam on the truck.

ZIP! The cans of spam got mold.

Off to feed the farm pigs.