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Ashlynn O'Malley
Born in 1992, Ashlynn has been more awesome than any of you for her entire life. If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her in the face, his foot would spontaneously explode due to the ridiculously high levels of epic radiation surrounding her.

This wikipedia article was not typed by anyone. As an example of her epicness, Ashlynn wished she had one about herself, and suddenly, it was created.