User:Secret-j.o.n

The secret of J.O.N is not really a secret, but more of an unknown mystery of the depths of our minds. J.O.N stands for Jepordy Of Nemisis, which in itself may not make much sence at all, but then again, who cares? It cirtainly sounds immpressive. Nobody acctually knows what J.O.N looks like properly, apart from his girlfriend fate. To everyone else you can interprite him as whatever they wish. He could be a dark fliker of imagination or a mysterious shadow of some mirage of destiny. Whatever you think of him, J.O.N is epicly awsome. Only problem is, he has so many enimies and people that want to kill him, he does not know where to start. For example, his arch enemy N.O.J who attepts to steal J.O.N's glory and awsome sauseness and general brilliance. N.O.J goes around following J.O.N and basking in the glow, then goes home and attempts to arrange an evil plan and trys to announce his omnipresence using un funny 'comedy' properganda and fails miserably.