User:Secret Society Of Don's

The brotherhood of the Secret Society Of Dons contains the most collective group of awesomeness in the known world. The society's alumni, includes people of great importance such as Presidents, Czars, the most skilled athletes, CEO’s of fortune 5000 companies and many other truly outstanding thinkers. The society’s real property and financial status is unknown but they allegedly controlled world affairs through present day motz and sauce trade. The SSOD are believed to be the masterminds behind events that will lead to the establishment of a New World Delivery Order.

To be chosen to start the extensive initiation process shows the greatness of ones, character, honor and willingness to buy pizza. The candidates are of high standing in groups of impressive awesomeness. To be considered a member is one of the most stupendous privileges one can be bestowed.

New members of SSOD are assigned secret names, by which the members will forever know them. Some inductees receive traditional names, others are more humorous they are usually pretty great so most everyone wants to pass them on. The leftover initiates choose their own names, but its never as cool as what the Founding members could come up with.

Why did they choose now to unleash there awesomeness to the world? Well this is a question that only time can unlock.

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