User:Secret spy lunch ladies101

Hi, I'm Susan and this is my friend Gertrude... "No, I don't want to be Gertrude!" Fine... Hi, I'm Susan and this is my friend, Marissa. Just so you know, these aren't our real names, we changed them to protect our identities. We are 6,000 year old lunch ladies. We love puppies and sunset strolls on the beach. We are single... just saying ;) We are also secret spy ninjas... no big deal.... We eat all the school lunches (we're not good at our lunch lady duties...) we're obese... just saying... "No wonder you're single..." < :O we just got hacked "Got a problem with that?" < Yes, meet me in a dark alley at 7... bring food... that's one of the times for my minutely snacks... speaking of which i got to eat this whole cake in one minute for my 10:46 p.m. snack... Got to go... bye! <3