User:Self-appointed Priest of Garry/sandbox

Dear anyone unfortunate enough to read this, this is my sandbox. I created it purely as a means to, well, create a sandbox and have absolutely no what the hell I'm doing. Can you swear on Wikipedia? Will our pages ever stick? What, exactly is the purpose of a Wikipedia page? Well, my dear child, none of those questions will be answered here. Some random facts to make this an actual Wikipedia page: The youngest person ever to be born was born about two seconds ago.