User:Self-expresser

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Welcome to my homepage! This is where I will post any new word I think those certain people out there should know, ehem, Adam, Whitney, LoveyoUKE, Jon, Casey! So yeah, there should be a new word here every day, so stay posted!! By the way, after I've listed all my words and definitions, I'll write a short but funny story using them all. It's sure to make you laugh!! Just remember our motto here at Wahnie's: "EMBRACE THE TEXT. FEAR IT. USE IT. JUST DO IT...please."

New words:

~Door-towel- means rude, inconsiderate, or just a plain out butt.

NEW!!!~Gunimahini- that little area of skin between a person's thumb and index finger. This place has the tendency to tingle when you think about it getting sliced open!! Gross.

NEW!!!~Funjin- everyone's experienced it. Getting slapped in the back real hard and it knocks the breath out of you. That, my fellow wiki-dee's, is a funjin. Delightful.

Jenna walked into a bar and screams, "AAHH!!! My gunimahini has ripped! Who pushed me!?!?"

"It was I, you fiendish door-towel, who pushed you into that elongated metal pipe!" declares Karen.

Karen comes home seven hours later, with a pole sticking out of her back. Her mother, ecstatic to see she's finally made some friends, gives her a gigantic funjin, sending the pole soaring out the door and through the neighbor's cat FiFi.

THE END.

ATTENTION: No cats were harmed in the making of this homepage.