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Achieve your greatest desire in 30 days!
What do you dream for? What is your deepest longing? Darkest longing? Do you want a new car? a new house, a large vacation home in an exotic location? ANYTHING! Even a new and profitable relationship with the universal book keeper, Or EMPIRE. Wouldn't the world be absolutly a better place if you had unlimited wealth? Would you believe me when I say that all of these things are very easy to achieve and that God wants you to achieve them? Because it makes him look good when you act like him. All you have to do is manipulate your fears and locate your fierce longing and trust that GOD wants you to have lots of things, you've got a great big spiritual Christmas coming be prepared for lots of presents. Together we can employ some easy ways for you to get some of these free gifts from god,and best part is you don't even have to unwrap them.

Using these simple techniques  of creative visualization,I have utilized manifestation for the last two decades of my life,also prospering while asleep in exotic locations. I have partied with GOD in a large vacation home. We will explain a little known, but highly effective practice so that you too can see how easy it is to achieve your dreams, We want to have fun so relax and let's do a little practice, and invite GOD to the party, party on. First stop what ever you are doing now and GO TO SLEEP,then START DREAMING, now that you are dreaming, dream up what it is GOD wants YOU to have. Second DREAM BIG whatever it is that GOD wants YOU to have rest assured he wants YOU to have a lot of it, and soon. So turn off the snooze alarm and let your mind go wild, God must be fixated on you, never deviate from that idea,and remember true devotion means a strong committment to 'dedicated dreaming' and is a full time job. Therefore it is extremely important that you will Visualize All Your GOOD INTENTIONS...NOW IMAGINE just how much GOD wants to REWARD YOU. for having all those good intentions. At this stage it's important to remember DON'T WAKE UP just allow for all the 'POSITIVITY" to massage 'YOUR DEDICATION', Until you 'commit' to full time Dream Time State you aren't really sleeping. Visualise now you are close to your "MANIFESTED INTENT" Dosn't it FEEL GOOD? Now do it again.For those of you who are new to this refer to the hypnotic gesture chart. My Old Guru DR. Leather Sack held the opinion that there was always "AGAIN" so don't let the fatigue of constant dreaming register, do it again until you get it right."Effective dreaming is done by sleepers who are aware",

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If you would like to know the secrets of the universe and of achieving your deepest heart's desire, or imortality and astral travel, please send $69.99 for my new book. The Ruminations Of Reverend Doctor Leather Sack. Also now available for limited time offer,the handy 'illuminations charts' that show in detail the steps to universal wealth, or limitless wisdom, free to the first one hundred orders.All orders will be given booking preference for the seminar on levitational practices to be announced later this spring.

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