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Amit Sirak(known more popularly by the nickname "Selius Maximus") was a highly regarded and extremely handsome man in the 18th century, known for achieving 128 confirmed kills in the royal british army. now he is known mostly for being the ancient Sealand deffensive forces comando general. Amit sirak sadly passed away at age 88(1703-1791) while in a fight at the great sealand war of 1791.

Childhood
Amit Sirak born in 1703 Glasgow Scotland. His parents, that where the toilet cleaners for the kings palace didn't have much money to brag about, where both redheads and got outcasted by the christain population of Glasgow. Amits father got black plauge due to the large ammount of poo that he had to deal with daily so his mother had to turn to prostitution to feed the 13 kids she had. 2 years after the poo incident selius got thrown out of his home due to his mother trying to kill him and eat him. He joined the royal navy in order to not die of hunger in the street.