User:Selvanis

Selvanis – The tale of Bromer’s Illdaid and the Oddesy starring Brovanis and his father Brometheious is one of the most storied yarns of our generation. Hailed as the second coming of Brodin, or perhaps Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean, or even as son of Zeus, who conceived him during a borverload (more commonly known as a brograsm ) on top of mount brolympus.

Starting out as a humble brototype brobot in the rough streets of Brohemian Rap City (“He’s just a poor Bro, he needs no sympathy, Because he’s easy come, easy Bro: He’s just a poor Bro from a poor family Galilebro! Galilebro! Galilebro! Figbro! Magnifibro!, Spare his life from this Brotastraphy") with his brother Brodisious, he rapidly brose in the ranks as a brotent and powerful healer who could eliminate any brojan virus while moonlighting as the lead in Bromeo and Juliet. His bromotions were all but assured by his daily diet of broatmeal. His dealings are strictly quid pro bro, and while we have yet to see his Magnum Bropus, we have high bropes for his brofessional career as the next Hermann Broering, or even Barack Brobama. Bro. Hes’s gained many achievements in both wow and in his pro bro work, such as discovering the cure for the ebrola virus. Hes also been known to be quite the stary eyed bromantic.

Due to his stunning success, he has seen several drinks named after him, such as his own energy drink, the Tornabro and the Volcanbro.

His favorite actor was Elisha Woods for his role as Brodo, the ring bearer, and he has been known to idolize Teddy Brosovelt as well as Broseph Stalin (eviscerate the broliartiat!)

Other fun Brovanis Facts: Favorite Flower – Broses Favorite Court Case – Bro V. Wade. Favorite Drinks – Tie: Brovoltine and Coca Brola. Favorite Bible Story – Broseph and his coat of many colors. Favorite Latin Word: Bromega Favorite Jedi - Brobi Wan Kabrobi.