User:Semaj 009

Why he's a cripple
He pulled his quads at school playing soccer.

Why he has no walking stick
while at school a young boy named Tom used the phrase "Get a walking stick, ya cripple," in one of the highest voices known to man. sam didn't want a walking stick and he still has no crutches

Baby Sam
When sam was a baby he rubbed Deapheat on his balls. He has now learned that this is a bad idea. Or has he.

CRIPPLE
Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple. Sam russel is a Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple. He's a Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple, Cripple.

Sung to the tune of my name is chris-chris-chris
My names Sam Russel Russel Russel, I pulled a muscle muscle muscle, i hava a glumprustle ustle ustle, coz im Sam Russel.