User:Semajer1

Sean Majer is a junior chemistry major at Vassar College, Originally from Buffalo, NY, he started his career at St. Joseph's Collegiate Institute.

His preferred ice creams include:
 * 1) vanilla
 * 2) mint chip
 * 3) cake batter

Again, his preferred ice creams include:
 * vanilla
 * mint chip
 * cake batter

Let's [get crackin'] make sections!

My Life
I was born in a barn. My mother was Molly, and my father was a man. Again, I was born in a barn.

The Barn
It was red and abandoned. Hay bountiful, amidst a pitiful harvest that fall.

The Rage
After the war, my life took a drastic turn for the worse. My wife left me for another man, and I turned pretty quickly to drink. My only savior was my sister, Martha, who helped me tremendously during the period I simply call "The Rage."