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Transient Flex is the makeshift parabola described by the repetition of two or more tones. They are best described in terms of Houston's Paranelium, a tiny part of the cochlea which aligns hair cells on the basis of their approximate era.

As such, the Teddy Boy hairs are demoted to the 50s quadrant, the hairies to the 60s and so forth until mutrant wielder VII instigates a sharp, vast and bulbous revenge on the duchy of Winchy Vitriol!