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My name is Henry McCall Smithson Vietchang Lewis Watson-Lee Herelds Beeson Harrisborg Timoths Hatchet-Lee Brine Eastwood Caneberse Hagrid "Handrew" Stelenberton. But everyone just calls me Handrew.

I was born via my father in 1942. I was the main cause of WWII. PS, I love you. That's a quote from George Harrison, whom my eighth middle name is named for.

If you want, I can tell you how I got all my names!

Okay, Henry was my father's real last name; McCall is the name of my father's real horse; Smithson is because Smith was too common a name; Vietchang was because my mother was Gen. MacArthur in Vietnam; Lewis is after Merriweather Lewis, the greatest explorer of our country; Watson-Lee is named partially after Dr. Watson from Sherlock Holmes and partially from Bruce Lee's name; Herelds is for the town newspaper, The Hereld's Hereld; Beeson is after Bumblebee, the Transformer robot; Harrisborg--as I said--is after George Harrison and some weird robot variation of him; Timoths is actually a typo--it was meant to be "Timothy"; Hatchet-Lee is partially after my father's favorite book, Hatchet and Lee is partially after Bruce Lee...again; Brine is after something gross-sounding, cause my mother was plopping ice cream up into her crotch while giving birth to me, creating a sickening sound; Eastwood after the great-un-late Clint Eastwood; Caneberse after the first thing that came to my father's head; Hagrid after the greatest character of the Harry Potter series, Hagrid; Handrew--my nickname, not an actual middle name--because I was born with two hooks on my each of hands; and Stelenberton partially after Joseph Stalin and Tim Burton (my father was never good at spelling). I technically have no last name; we just make them up each generation.

So, goodbye, I think. This was kinda my life autobiography so far. PS, I'm Handrew! (That should be a The Beatles song!)