User:Sentry2/sandbox

I like playing in the sandbox cause it brings back memories of Jerry Lewis and Johnny Cash's birthday party which was held on the same day. It sucked cause I went to John Lennon's birthday instead and lost both of them to prescription Tylenol. It was a sad day after the 14th of August, yes I say, cause they both were kidnapped by sexist aliens. *cries*

One time, in late May, I found a beach ball in the very sandbox I had as a child. I didn't know what the flippers a beach ball even was, so I popped it into my mouth, swallowing without a bite.

"Oh, snap!" I yelled.

Another time, I found a hose to a vacuum cleaner buried deep within my sandbox. I was like "Oh, HELL no!" I picked up some sand and went to my mother. Tapping her on the shoulder, I readied my arm. I flung the sand into her eyeballs as soon as she turned around.

Her screams were like magic to me. I kicked her nuts (cause girls have those, right?) and she fell over in pain.

After that, I became a wife beater and abused prostitutes.

JK LOL theres an oil spill