User:Serenity Bubblebath

KRIS BONIFACIO

One of the most notorious bitches in th Philippines. She is known for having magical powers such as "The Dragon's deadly breath" and "Gaseous A-holè" She currently lives in the Philippines, and is one of Serenity Howthorne's slaves.

During the World War Kris can be seen fighting the Americans. One of the soldiers witnessed Kris using her powers by bending over and a green gas came out of her which led to killing 30 of the American Soldiers.

To this year, 2018, she is seen by the Filipinos only coming out by midnight and dissapearing by sunrise. Rumors have been spreading that she has been "kulam-ing" residents by twerking on them while they sleep. The rumors reached the government and gov. Ramil Hernandez instructed the people living nearby the area to be home by 10:30pm and locking every door and window until the sun rises. Since then there were no reported kulams in the area.

Kris is now called the "Zara Kalkuluslus" why? Because she has been reported stealing Calculus assignments answering them and bringing it back with a 50% chance of having right answers.