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Serge Cadeus

Amateur boxer, a self proclaimed professional boxer.

A Professional Trainer, with no gym just winging it.

Boxing for the past 12 years with nothing to show for it.

My greatest accomplishment is working security at a nightclub in Fort Lauderdale.

Also with my extensive criminal record of assault and battery, my only chance at success is selling insurance and motivational speeches of how to not be like me.

I call myself The Haitian Assassin because I’m a criminal and I like to hurt people in and outside of the ring. I assault and harass you until I assassinate your character then I call myself a champion.

Then sell you insurance.

Boxing has been apart of my life for the last 12 years. I got into boxing to help me stay in shape for other sports I was apart of like football, wrestling and running over women.

Because of my mediocre athletic background, I also enjoy training others to get psychically fit with one one one training, bootcamps, and self-defense workshops. Contact me to find out about my classes and training sessions.