User:Serotoninboi

i'm mister imposter, im mister sus, im mister vent crosser, im mister among us!

friends call me sus miser, whatever I touch, starts to die in my clutch, i'm too sus!

Yes, I know my page was vandalized, but it was by a friend, so I enjoyed it and so I'm keeping it. ;)
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Early Life
Born Xaffery Quesadilla to the cooks for an international circus, he left home at a young age after stealing all proper documentation, and changed his name to Quiche McLeech. He began attending a boarding school for troubled minds, but soon left after a man by the name of John Harvey Kellogg became the master of the school. From there he traveled the country by breaking into peoples suitcases and squeezing himself inside. Not much is known about this time period of is life.

The First Disaster
The imposition of X-Ray technology in large scale travel made it so that Quiche could no longer make his way around the country, so he got a job as a Nuclear Radiation tester on the Manhattan Project. However, after the fact he discovered he had not truly been hired to test nuclear product, and had therefore eaten over 1000 kilos of Uranium without purpose. After the ensuing hospitalization from radiation sickness, McLeech found that he no longer had any reason to his life, and in an act of desperation murdered David Arthur Faraday and Betty Lou Jensen. Finding a new purpose in life, he went on to commit 69 murders total, 37 of which he admitted to, under the pseudonym the Zodiac Killer.

side note; I'm not actually the Zodiac Killer.

Additional Disasters

 * The Manhunt for the Zodiac Killer
 * Collapse of his drug empire following the Save the Whales movement
 * Murder of his lifelong friend, Mary the Elephant
 * Creation of turnitin.com
 * Involvement in the murder of Julius Caesar
 * Failed reelection attempt during tenure as emperor of the Qing dynasty
 * Loss of his swine sidekick, Peppa, during his attempt to stop Spanish Imperialism in the Americas
 * Made the decision to kick Hitler out of Art School

Accomplishments

 * Blamed the Great Chicago fire on a cow; successfully
 * Fictional character Willy Wonka based on him
 * Eater of the school lunches
 * Met Jack the Ripper at a Serial Killers International conference
 * Nicholas Cage's stunt double
 * Started the Crimean War
 * Invented LaCroix
 * Killed the creator of Cruggs
 * Stand in for Queen Elizabeth I after her death as a child
 * Handler of Government Surveillance Drones, commonly called "Birds"
 * Creator of the Anti-Vaccine movement
 * Was the "Deep Throat" agent in watergate