User:Seup

Seup, or The Ancient Power, is a world-notorious Nazi and serious breacher of unversal child bondage laws. S/He has a reward of £1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 on his/her head DOA. However, so far s/he has escaped capture.

S/He started out life as a small baby criminal, stealing other babie's rettles and generall causing an annoyance. By the age of 4 Seup had broken his/her first ASBO, a conviction s/he refuses.

"Honestly, you cause one tiny fire and people call you al the names under the Sun" (Seup on his/her associations with the 9/11 terror attacks)

Seup has since been a known associate of both Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, although it is rumoured that it was Seup who informed the bunch of retards that the crazy Yanks call a police force about the location of Hussein.

Despite being a wanted criminal, Seup still seems to be in the public eye, and is planning a private (or not so private) wedding with Brad Pitt/Katie Price in the Spring.

GOT YA!