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The Hobgoblin of Maybelline is Generally considered to be a demigod, although his mortality is unknown. This simi-diety may often be glimpsed out of the corner of your eye, as he quickly moves out of view. The Hobgoblin of Maybelline does not usually allow himself to be seen, but extraordinary sightings, or "Visions," describe him as looking like a bald, green skinned, Danny Devito wearing a loin cloth.

Mythology The Hobgoblin of Maybelline plays a trickster role. Although not entirely malevolent towards humans, he is known to degrade the sanity of victims. Through his games of "hide and seek" he allows his presence to be known but only glimpsed, during which time he occasionally sucks on the toes of little boys while they sleep.

Note It is possible that many extraterrestrial life form sightings may in fact be attributed to The Hobgoblin of Maybelline.