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Passing Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome
Passing Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome (POADCS), is a disability in which the user is unable to drink anything with caffeine in it. If they do, they will pass out.

This condition is very serious. People with this disability can go days, or even months without waking up from their caffeinated comas.

There are ways to fix this, though. All you need to do is make sure you're laying flat on your back after drinking so much chocolate milk you feel sick. Then make sure your de-humidifier and humidifier are plugged in, and make a prayer to the Christian God for forgiveness in case you don't wake up.

Symptoms

 * Feeling tired, or sleeping for days after drinking a caffeinated beverage
 * Often craving caffeine, or feeling as if you can't live without it.
 * Stomach aches even after ingesting the smallest amount of Coffee