User:Sevenwives

http://www.petsalad.etsy.com

Howdy. My name is Rob Johnson and I am happy to be an official Wikipedian.

Home to me is in beautiful Portland, Oregon which I happen to think is one of the sweeter spots on earth that a person could live. Though, if the rain is something you can't handle for months on end, you just might disagree. If you've seen Portlandia, then you know all about what it is like to live in Portland, and need no introduction. For those that have not; Portland is wet and cold and full of weirdos. The pace is slow, and the people are friendly. Here you will find lots of single gear road bikes, ping pong fanatics, an openly gay mayor, black clothing, and PBR is the preferred libation of choice by a long shot. That's about it.

I am a coin cutter by trade. If you don't know what that is (as most won't), I transform world coins into jewelry by removing the background of the coin with a jewelers saw, leaving only the image on the coin and the rim of the coin. Why is that so hard to explain? If you follow this link - www.petsalad.etsy.com - your curiosity will be instantly satiated.

When I am not cutting coins, there is a good chance that I'm playing clawhammer banjo by the river, riding my bicycle (no drivers license), reading a book, writing, bar hopping, rock skipping, and dreaming of a better world. One day soon I hope to write the perfect screenplay.

What else? Beats me. Thanks for reading.