User:Sexy fork

Wikipedian since Sunday, November 19th, 2006.

History
No stranger to the internet, Sexy fork has been logging on since she was a wee girl in her single digits and her dad got his very first 56k modem (circa 1997 or so). Sexy fork is a third-year university student with a major in Environmental Earth Sciences. She is currently living in northern Ontario (quite a distance from her native Toronto) and she anxiously awaits the coming winter snows. Sexy fork has two younger siblings, a sister and a brother, and two loving and still-married parents. She did have a dog, but the parents decided that he was too violent and had him put down without her permission. She got another dog is has way too much energy, but she's easy to love. She also had a goldfish named Fish-Fish, but he met a tragic death by chlorine poisoning when he was only three days in her tank. She is a horrible fish owner. She also has a rododendron named Planty. She should really check the spelling of that plant name. Oops. She also has a rubber tree named George and a bonsai tree named Fred. Her aloe plant, Aloe, was tragically murdered by over-watering when her boyfriend tried to be responsible. Sexy fork is happily engaged and has been for over a year. When a date is set, she'll tell you.

Cyberspace Endeavours
Sexy fork is, most notably, the webmistress for [I.F.U.N., the Incredible F***ed Up Network], which updates on a very sporatic basis, and is also the co-author of their original story, Full Contact Strip Twister (AKA FCST). Sexy fork also has a long-running livejournal (not of the same username) and an ignored facebook. She's sure she has a MySpace account, but she can't find it any more.

Likes and Dislikes
Sexy fork enojys music to the nth degree. Her playlist is over a week long and containts countless gigabytes of musical information. She listens mostly to electronica and celtic, but also enjoys metal, rock and some soft adult musics. Sexy fork also greatly enjoys reading. She is currently working her way through The Wheel of Time series, written by Robert Jordan. She also enjoys books by Anne Bishop. She does not enjoy her textbooks. Sexy fork also is an avid World of Warcraft player, with a level 70 mage, Luthvian, on the U.S. realm Stormreaver.