User:Sexyrhinoass11

Phill was a boy who sat in class and never made a noise. he sniffed glue and ate glitter. his parents thought he might be gay. so they hit him. it worked. Phill was no longer gay. He started reading, and coloring, and kicking opossums. He traveled the country side carrying a stick and a boot. The stick kept away evil spirits. the boot didn't do anything. Until one day. Phill was sleeping in a tree when the boot began to rumble. out of the boot popped a rat. the rat spoke to Phill and said, "you will do great things. you will chop down trees. you will shuck corn with Richard Karn.You wil end this world's suffering." Phill didn't listen to the talking rat, and kicked it out of the tree. '''GET OUTTA HERE YA TALKIN' RAT! STOP EATIN' MA CHEEEEESE!'''

Phill is...Sexyrhinoass11