User:Sexysemite

Sexysemite is the alias of the wildy talented Matthew L. Green. He is a student at Okemos High School in Okemos, MI where the school lunchladies insist that he is some variation of the messiah. Matthew, or Matt, as his cohorts refer to him, enjoys art films, beaner's, and of course Miss Barbra Joan Streisand. He is involved in countless organizations, most notably the Drama Club at OHS and GLTY, the Greater Lansing Temple Youth both in which he holds officer positions and takes too much credit for too little work. Matt is related to countless influential people such as David Ben Gurion, the first Prime Minister of the State of Israel, and Garth Drabinsky.

Some call on Matt by his Hebrew name: Moshe Eliezer ben Yehuda Leib ben Pincus. Other aliases include "Goatman," "Dr. Goldfarb," "Bugsy Siegel," and "Rakeem." Mentionable friends of Mr. Green include R.A.F. Breitzer, G.I. Grande-Cassell, C.E. Burgess, P. Subramanian, and M.T. Oakley. You may find Matt in the OHS library at all lunches canoodling with the librarians, or at Beaner's sipping one of their fabulous beverages.

Matt is a known Francophile, but do not be fooled! His chosen language of study is Latin, and he is rapidly becoming a scholar. He is a member of the esteemed Someko Singers, under the choral master Frank K. DeWald.