User:SeyarraBlack

Malufador, God of annihilation and masturbation was first most noticeably mentioned in the bustling city of Birmingham, AL where a young college student and army veteran described being prostrated by the power of Malufador. He told vivid tales of how one must exult the God by means of carnality and that if he did not masturbate to the “Sock-God” as he described the deity, the annihilation would hence follow. Most prominent forms of worship include the circle jerk, rub’n’tug, or the tally-wack and wank.