User:Shāntián Tàiláng/Blank human bodies

Note: Adapted from Blank human bodies by Rama. (I will add the rear-facing versions to Commons later; I haven't finished making them.) Also inspired by the Pioneer plaque. Imagine if that probe's plaque had been made today...

From The Phantom Tollbooth:

“How terribly confusing,” [the Dodecahedron] cried. “Everything here [in Digitopolis] is called exactly what it is. The triangles are called triangles, the circles are called circles, and even the same numbers have the same name. Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You’d have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four’s name were Albert, things would be hopeless.”

So, to (try to) help out any ignorant cis-folk, I (a cis male man) have created this table:

Comments and suggestions very welcome.