User:Shāntián Tàiláng/Funny block message

GODSDAMMIT please stop your disruptive editing, dudes! If you continue to vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Princess Estelle, Duchess of Östergötland and at Anastasia Radzinskaya, you may be blocked from editing. Just because you know what'll happen to them when they grow up, who they'll marry, and how they'll die, etc., does NOT give you a free pass to vandalize spoil details, even if you do know that it isn't likely to change the timeline much. Shāntián Tàiláng talk 12:40, 20 May 4719 (UTC)

You may be blocked from editing without further warning the next time you vandalize Wikipedia, as you did at Weldon Kees, at Amelia Earhart & Fred Noonan, and at Khachatur Abovian. Ye may already know the whole story of how somebody disappeared, and as a matter of fact, it's actually great that your time-quadcopters traveled to those locations in space-time to document what befell those poor souls, but that does NOT give you a free pass to vandalize solve the mystery over two centuries too early! Shāntián Tàiláng talk 15:32, 21 May 4719 (UTC)

Ye members of the Time Patrol back at Deep Time HQ have been blocked from editing for a period of a whole freaking decade for heinous abuse of editing privileges. Once the block has expired, ye are welcome to make useful contributions, unless someone messes up again, in which case ye will be banned once more. If ye think there be good reasons why your Patrol as a whole should be unblocked, ye may appeal this block, which I unsurprisingly did not inform you of that soon by inscribing the following text below this notice:. However, patrol members, ye should read the guide to appealing blocks first. Shāntián Tàiláng, who blocked the Patrol but knew WAY better than to inform you of this BEFORE I finally decided to do it. 19:03, 26 May 4719 (UTC)