User:Shāntián Tàiláng/sandbox

Tom Torlino
Some ASCII art of a kitty-cat: /\___/\  /       \  |  #    # |  \     @   |   \   _|_ /   /       \______  / _______ ___   \  |_____   \   \__/   |    \__/   |       |   |       |   /        \  /   ____   \  |  /    \  |  | |      | | /  |      |  \ \__/      \__/

Timeline
Explanation of color-codes:


 * Lifespans recorded in the Masoretic text: Crimson (▄▄), vermilion (▄▄), and cinnabar (▄▄)

Grid 2
A logician tries to find out who is who and obtains the following partially correct information: 1. Mr. Baker is the smith. 2. Mr. Carpenter is the baker. 3. Mr. Draper is not the smith. 4. Mr. Smith is not the draper. If it is known that three of the four statements are false, who is the carpenter? If both statements 3 and 4 are false, then only statement 1 can also be false:

Something for the lulz
Zachary Q. Gleisner killed over 75 people in 30 minutes over in Germany though he may not be an American murderer he is very aggressive and dangerous.

Malsumis is the highly malevolent spirit or goddess of chaos and thorns in Abenaki mythology. Imagine you go to a party, and there is cheesecake. You cut the cake, only to realize that it is filled with bees. This is what Malsumis is like. And then,someone is like, "I have bee poison," and they put the poison in the cake. But now it's poisonous. So they also say, "I have bee antidote. It will make it safe, but some of the bees may live." This is also Malsumis.

Plankton successfully takes over Bikini Bottom and drives the Krusty Krab out of business with his own Krabby Patty franchise. However, the talking patty from before warns him that, "what the patty gives, the patty can take away." Patties then begin raining down and crushing Plankton's empire, one of which has a familiar set of snail-eyes that crushes the Chum Bucket after bouncing off a run-down Krusty Krab. Then, the snail-eyed patty jumps out of the ocean and crushes the Statue of Liberty, then the Empire State Building, the Chrysler Building, the Elizabeth Tower, St. Paul's Cathedral, the London Palladium, the Cleopatra's Needle, the Blackpool Tower, the Eiffel Tower, the Sistine Chapel, and finally he crushes the Taipei 101.

In the ultimate ending, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Plankton wake up in one another's dream and it is revealed that this was all Gary's dream, who was the one who ate the Krabby Patty. After waking up, he goes around town and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, and Plankton before returning home to rest. SpongeBob then brings back a Krabby Patty for Gary, who refuses to let him eat it because it may give him nightmares. Gary then watches as SpongeBob has a "conversation" with the patty. As SpongeBob prepares to eat the patty, he is eaten by the Alaskan Bull Worm, causing Gary to faint into slumber. Meanwhile, the Alaskan Bull Worm jumps out of the ocean and eats the Statue of Liberty, then the Empire State Building, the Chrysler Building, London's Big Ben, St. Paul's Cathedral, the London Palladium, the Cleopatra's Needle, the Sheffield Park railway station, the Eastbourne Pier, the Eiffel Tower, the Royal Palace of Madrid, and lastly he eats the Lions Gate Bridge.

Having lost their opportunity to return home, Fry, Bender, and the Professor resign themselves to going to the end of time. After the last existing proton decays, they are amazed to discover that the universe is now completely empty, and nothing ever existed again. now empty universe undergoes another Big Bang, and furthermore that it replicates the same universe and its exact events, as opposed to having unique inhabitants and history. They realize that they can continue forward in time and eventually reach the moment that they left in the new copy of the universe. They succeed after overshooting their first attempt, though the new universe is about 10-feet


 * lower than the previous one, causing the time machine to crush onto the floor. Fry rushes to "Applied Cryogenics" and finds himself trapped inside the cryonic tube that he fell into shortly after the year 1999 ended, the timer set itself to 1040 years back then. Fry, Bender, and the Professor go back into the time machine and the Professor quickly pulls the lever, until the universe undergoes a Big Bang for the fourth time, and they arrive at the year 2002,


 * when the Empire State Building was destroyed during the September 11 attacks of 2001. The professor pulls the lever again, and the universe undergoes a Big Bang for the fifth time, and they arrive at the year 2022, when North America is barren and all life in that continent is extinct. The professor pulls the lever one more time, and the universe undergoes a Big Bang for the sixth time, and the first universe is finally restored, though the new universe is about 15-feet


 * and discover that the Statue of Liberty was destroyed during the September 11 attacks of 2001. Fry, Bender, and the Professor go back into the time machine and the Professor pulls the lever again, and the universe undergoes a Big Bang for the fifth time, and the first universe is finally restored, though the fifth universe is about 12-feet

lower than the previous one, causing the time machine to crush their duplicates in the new universe to death as they enter their machine (avoiding a time travel paradox). Fry rushes to meet Leela and manages to make it to their date on time. After dinner, Fry apologizes for losing his birthday card to her, but Leela dismisses it and tells him that she will always remember their time together. Bender can be seen under the bridge they stand on, burying the bodies of the dead duplicates.

The episode Sea Captain 1000 focuses on the cryogenic freezing of the series protagonist, Philip J. Fry, and the events when he awakens 1,000 years in the past. Series regulars This will remind people of the Early Middle Ages, when the Holy Roman Empire established itself as the most powerful state.

The episode was written by David X. Cohen and Matt Groening, and directed by Rich Moore and Gregg Vanzo. The late Dick Clark and the even later Leonard Nimoy guest-starred as themselves.

On December 31, 1999, a pizza delivery boy named Philip J. Fry delivers a pizza to "Applied Cryogenics" in New York City only to discover that the order was actually a prank call. Dejected and demoralized, he stops in the deserted lab to eat the pizza while outside the whole world is getting ready to celebrate the beginning of New Year, while sitting on a chair. At midnight, Fry loses his balance on the chair and falls into an open cryonic tube, which only goes backwards in time, and is frozen disappears as it immediately activates. He is defrosted and sent to Monday, January 1, 1000 AD, in a Medieval Mid-evil world in which knights ride white horses.

As the year 1000 begins, the Holy Roman Empire established establishes itself as the most powerful state. Otto III made a pilgrimage from Rome to Aachen and Gniezno (Gnesen), stopping at Regensburg, Meissen, Magdeburg, and Gniezno. The Congress of Gniezno (with Bolesław I Chrobry) was part of his pilgrimage. In Rome, he built the basilica of San Bartolomeo all'Isola, to host the relics of St. Bartholomew.

The episode Time Pilot 1040 focuses on the cryogenic freezing of the series protagonist, Philip J. Fry, and the events when he awakens 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000 001,999 years in the future. Series regulars are introduced and the futuristic setting, inspired by a variety of classic science fiction series from The Jetsons to Star Trek, is revealed. It also sets the stage for many of the events to follow in the series, foreshadowing plot points from the third and fourth seasons.

On December 31, 1999, a pizza delivery boy named Philip J. Fry delivers a pizza to "Applied Cryogenics" in New York City only to discover that the order was actually a prank call. Dejected and demoralized, he stops in the deserted lab to eat the pizza while outside the whole world is getting ready to celebrate the beginning of New Year, while sitting on a chair. At midnight, Fry loses his balance on the chair and falls into an open cryonic tube and is frozen as it immediately activates. He is defrosted on December 31, 1040 AD, in an empty universe, after pretty much olive the universe's protons decayed. Fry, ironically, ends up alone in a black void.

"Treehouse of Horror XVI XXXL" is the ninety-fourth episode of the umpteenth season of The Primpsons. It first aired on the Violence News Network in the United States on November 6, 2005. In the umpteenth annual Treehouse of Horror, Kang and Kodos, hoping to speed up a World Series baseball game in order to air The Primpsons, accidentally suck the universe into a vortex. It was written by Marc Wilmore and directed by David Silverman. Around 11.63 million Usonians tuned in to watch the episode during its original broadcast.

In the opening, Kang attempts to speed up an exceedingly slow and boring baseball game, despite Kodos' protests, but ends up destroying the universe when the baseball players go so fast, they turn into a killer vortex which sucks up the entire universe, even God. After Kodos berates Kang off-camera for destroying the universe, the two aliens laugh evilly, cancel The Primpsons Halloween Special, and quickly get set up for Christmas.

Testing

 * Disco Dancer (Devo song)
 * X2C
 * Daddy Cool ( Boney M. Devo song)
 * One of These Nights
 * Sun Daze
 * Watch Us Work It
 * Template:Devo
 * Country Soy Boy (Alan Jackson song)
 * Take It Easy
 * Smooth Noodle Maps
 * Jim and Jack and Hank
 * Dig Your Roots
 * Tangled Up ( Thomas Rhett Devo album)
 * Die a Happy Man
 * Star of the Show
 * Glory ( Bastille Devo song)
 * Mark Mothersbaugh
 * Devo
 * Rodrick Heffley
 * Ron McGovney
 * Jeff Friedl
 * Blame (Bastille song)
 * Bastille (band)
 * Wild World (album)
 * Long Road Out of Eden

Goodness gracious, how DOES keep writing up all those long pseudo-articles?! Times like this, I  really  wish she'd simply created those as subpages of her OWN userpage(s). Then maybe she wouldn't have created all those sockpuppet accounts.

See, I was doing a high-school world history project on Athena at the time that vandalism happened, and it would be a few years before I started to edit Wikipedia even as an IP address.
 * Athena (no, I was not that %$@# vandal)
 * Archived copy from 3 days later

Formula things
$$ \text{Books} = \text{Knowledge} = \text{Power} = \frac{\text{Mass} \times \text{Distance}^2}{\text{Time}^3}.$$

It is known that $$ \text{Power} = \frac{\text{Work}}{\text{Time}}.$$ But $$ \text{Work} = \text{Boring}$$ and $$ \text{Time} = \text{Money}$$, so $$ \text{Power} = \frac{\text{Boring}}{\text{Money}}.$$

One math problem is If 6 builders can build 8 houses in 100 days, how many days would it take 10 builders to build 20 houses at the same rate? and this can be set up as


 * $$\frac {\frac {8\ \mathrm{houses}}{100\ \mathrm{days}}} {6\ \mathrm{builders}} = \frac {\frac {20\ \mathrm{houses}}{x}} {10\ \mathrm{builders}}$$

which, with cross-multiplication twice, gives


 * $$ x = \frac {20\ \mathrm{houses} \times 100\ \mathrm{days}\times 6\ \mathrm{builders} } {8\ \mathrm{houses} \times 10\ \mathrm{builders}} = 150 \ \mathrm{days}$$

From The Phantom Tollbooth:

"Why, did you know that if a beaver two feet long with a tail a foot and a half long can build a dam twelve feet high and six feet wide in two days, all you would need to build Boulder Dam is a beaver sixty-eight feet long with a fifty-one-foot tail?" (Note: Boulder Dam is 726.4 feet high (816?) and 1,244 feet long (1397?). Also, the theoretical beaver would be 34 times the size of the normal beaver.)

So this problem must be set up as


 * $$\frac {\frac {2+1.5=3.5\ \mathrm{feet}{long}}{2\ \mathrm{days}}} {12\ \mathrm{feet}{high}} = \frac {\frac {68+51=119\ \mathrm{feet}{long}}{x}} {726.4\ \mathrm{feet}{high}}$$

which gives


 * $$ x = \frac {119\ \mathrm{feet}{long} \times 2\ \mathrm{days}\times 12\ \mathrm{feet}{high} } {3.5\ \mathrm{feet}{long} \times 726.4\ \mathrm{feet}{high}} = 34 \times \frac {2\ \mathrm{days}\times 12\ \mathrm{feet}{high} } {816\ \mathrm{feet}{high}}= 2 \ \mathrm{days}$$

Storm names
The list of names to the right were used for named storms that formed in the North Atlantic in 2020. As more than 21 named storms occurred this season, storms that formed after Wilfred took names from the Greek alphabet. The 2020 season is only the second hurricane season ever to trigger this naming protocol (the first being the 2005 season). Retired names, if any, will be announced by the World Meteorological Organization during the joint 42nd and 43rd Sessions of the RA IV Hurricane Committee in the spring of 2021 (in concurrence with any names from the 2019 season). If a Greek name were to be retired, it would be included on the list of retired names but also remain in the auxiliary list. For example, Iota would be retired as "Iota 2020" but it would still be used in a future year if the main list was exhausted. The names not retired from this list will be used again in the 2026 season. This is the same list used in the 2014 season, as no names were retired from that year. The names Isaias, Paulette, Rene, Sally, Teddy, Vicky, and Wilfred from the regular list were used for the first time this year, as were the auxiliary list names of Eta, Theta, and Iota. Isaias and Paulette replaced Ike and Paloma, respectively, after 2008, but both names went unused in 2014. The namings of Vicky and Wilfred marked only the second time storms were assigned "V" and "W" names in the Atlantic, with the first instances being Vince and Wilma in 2005.