User:Shadyhouse/Hoam rogh

Hoam Rogh (July 4th 1980- ) is an American author. He uses a distinct style of writing that can only be described as factual fiction, stories that are not true but are based on hard facts. A true author in the post-modern world who is trying to define the post-modern alternative in what a story can be. Much of what he has written is based on technology and theory, but he has been known to pick up other causes that he believes in.

Hoam Rogh was born and raised in gutters and penthouses, he spent the better part of his days making mistakes. It's not that he liked to make them, or that he was doing something terribly difficult, rather mistakes happen effortlessly for him.

Some of his mistakes cost him teeth, but all cost him pride. Soon, Hoam decided the heck with it and lost his pride altogether, through various additional mistakes. Thereafter he lost his ego. Not intentionally, but from another mistake that resulted in blunt head trauma. After the bandages were removed, Hoam Rogh no longer had an ego.

So with habitual mistakes, a lack of pride, and no ego whatsoever, Hoam began writing stories. Mistakes cost him the first few. And the lack of pride or ego kept finish products sitting on shelves. But talented individuals can't be overlooked forever, no matter how bumbling, humble or mistake prone.

Hoam now works with Tom E. and J. Liam on ventures and stories at Shady House Publishing. Accomplishments continue to pile up, and even appear to be accelerating for them. The mistakes have kept them from taking over the world thus far, but also have illustrated what not to do. All of the mistakes made have inspired Hoam Rogh's new book, "Don't do this."

Unfortunately, Hoam mistakenly signed over the rights to the book to another publishing company, which retitled it "Don't: A step-by-step guide of what not to do!" Sales were miserable as the back cover instructed would-be buyers on how not to buy the book.

Hoam learned a valuable lesson from his mistake, don't do that again. In fact, Hoam published the book, "Don't do that again," as a testament to what he learned. The rival publishing company is suing him for copyright infringement.