User:Shanae babi

t’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside. (From our 4.5Star Rated: ★★★★★ iPhone App ★★★★★) Any time one of my favorite movies comes on tv, I have to watch it, regardless of the fact that I have it on DVD and can watch it commercial free. Like a vampire, the best way to a man’s heart is a nice big steak. Sometimes people don’t say what they truly feel. It’s because they either don’t want to say it or they don’t know how to express it. That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do. Reading old messages and realizing how much you actually miss that one person. Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook statuses; it simply makes me not care what you think of them… (100+Likes in 8 minutes – Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page ) Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around. I bet crocodiles are pissed off that “crocs” no longer stands for “gigantic vicious reptile,” but now means “ugly waterproof shoe.” Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldnt have said. Letting the phone ring so the person doesn’t know you’re ignoring them … When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. Remind me why I work 40 hours a week to be this poor? Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor? (From Twitter: @FreeFunnyStuff ) If things always went according to a plan, then life would not be interesting. 11,001+ Excellent Status Updates… A Very Caring Bear… das the time that i had the time of life all day everday lmao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!