User:Shanoneliz

Shannon Elizabeth Kuykendall is an interesting and comical member of modern U.S. It is rumored that she will soon be voted 'Most Influential Person of Generation Y's Culture' regarding its impact on the history and future of the rapidly globalizing world. She is known for her 'cute' and 'adorable' beauty and zaney look on life around her, and people cannot help but be affected by her charm. She has broken many hearts but is a warm and liberated person who would never intentionally hurt a fly. Although, one time she purposely smashed a pumpkin, autumn squash family defenders still seem to sing her praises. She has travailed to 5 continents, and as this Wikepedia site develops, her continent list may expand. She has a passionate and intense love for all things spicey, especially of the Tobasco and Texas Pete variety. One time, she met a Texas Pete (Garner Foods) researcher stationed at Johnson & Wales University in Charlotte, North Carolina, who boasted of her soon to be invention of a Texas Pete Sweet and Sour Sauce. Shannon was ecstatic at hearing this, and has been ever since. She also considers herself to be a proficient freestyle dancer, whose lack of classical jazz, tap, and ballet training have forged her talent as purely freestyle with excellence in faux '60's arm swings compliments of Edie Sedgewick, er cough, well, Sienna Miller of ''Factory Girl Though an Arkansas native, It is rumored that Shannon spent 3 months of her toddler years in Vienna Austria, and that she ate quite a lot of Nutella's pancakes among missionary Bible smugglers. She currently has 2 parents, 2 siblings, 3 cats, and one bedroom. She enjoys hanging out with her friends and daydreaming, or doodling. Both daydreaming and doodling are enjoyable past-times for her mind because she rather loves a comatose state of being.