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-Joanne Lyscos-
Joanne Lyscos, believed to be born Circa 3,000 BCE. There are many topics and controversies surrounding her as of the current era, it is said that scientists and scientists at area 51 are studying this such person. Joanne Lyscos has appeared in many ancient monuments of ancient peoples around the world over. Thus, proves her existence since she has been around all during this time. Though nobody knows her origin, ancient texts tell the stories. Scenes depicting Joanne Lyscos can be found in Caves paintings around Australia, Ancient Greek monuments, ancient Egyptian paintings and papyrus. Some say that she may even be the God worshipped by the Christians.

Joanne, according to Science:

Joanne has recently been studied in the Institute of Unidentified Biorganisms (I.U.B) In Kennedy, Boston. Joanne has been sighted in many different forms of matter, prior to scientific research it has been speculated that she has the ability to shift air currents in her favor in order to somewhat levitate. There has been evidence for this through pictures of unidentified flying Joannes over the White House and the Capitol building in Washington, D.C. "Defying the laws of physics is not uncommom for Joanne" says Professor Lee Myung Jin of the Insitute of Unidentified Biorgamisms. Another example would be her ability to project her image through space without a medium. Because of this, some people would consider her to be an apparation.

Joanne, Human life records:

Joanne Lyscos has been recorded also in her stages of human life. Joanne has a family of two boys, one girl and a mother. No father has ever been recorded based on the assumption that her family may just be a figment of imagination. Joanne's two sons, Jacob and Josh have the alias of two elementary school boys along with the eldest daughter, Jody. There is little recorded about Joan's mother. Her name is Ruth but known as "Rua" by the three children. She has been assumed to be an even greater force than Joan herself but because no evidence has ever existed to prove so or otherwise, scintists can not be sure what the case may be. Joan has been sighted in a ragedy blue car that,has been assumed to be a manifistation of Joanne's mom which is very true as some claim.

PS. Wikipedia, you BETTER NOT delete this cuz it's true and it's good reading for those in danger of Joanne.