User:Sharpielarpie/sandbox

This is the holy scripture of my religion, "Holy Nugget"

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The chicken nugget is the nugget of all nuggets The nuggetiest nugget of all The chicken nugget The chicken nugget is a nugget When i see one i go to nuggetville and see the nugget people They run for their life, but i find them And i eat them because they are nuggets But not just any nuggets They are chicken nuggets Not all heroes wear capes The guy who invented the chicken crispie Soon to be chicken nugget Is our savior and master and i will do anything for him He invented the chicken nugget The nuggitey nugget of all All hail thy chicken nugget Mcdonalds chicken nugget good Burger king chicken nugget good Applebee’s chicken nugget good Gas station chicken nugget good All chicken nuggets are good But when they turn into dinosaurs The nugget experience changes completely The nuggetville i get transported to is different There are sexy chicken nugget girls And the clouds disappear The sun shines bright Oh holy dino nugget Thank you for being a nugget Not just any nugget But a chicken nugget Taco bell takes you to the toilet for hours and hours Chipotle puts your stomach in pain But the chicken nugget is perfect Makes me feel refreshed and holy When you go to heaven there is just a chicken nugget bar With all kinds of chicken nuggets Barbeque sauce infused nuggets Ketchup infused nuggets Honey infused nuggets Pretzel covered nuggets And the drink is the all might diet dr pepper An endless bucket of chick-fil-a fries Just the thought of it brings tears to my eyes The stairway to heaven has a nugget on every step It has nugget milestones For every 100 steps you take and endless nugget bar appears You make it to the top and you are greeted by god He looks at you and takes you to the nugget bar You take a bite out of every nugget there is And right there and right then you knew that you were in heaven The chicken nugget is a type of nugget The nuggetiest nugget of all nuggets But one thing i know for sure is that the chicken nugget Is my favorite nugget Nothing tops the chicken nugget And if you think that something does go to hell But i wouldn’t torture you to bad, for hell has chicken nuggets too Except these chicken nuggets are infused with the hottest hot sauce ever As we sit up here in heaven we look down and see the families and friends At their local nugget dealer They get their nuggets Feed them to eatchother Confetti everywhere It starts to rain coke It then starts to thunder and everytime it thunders there is a giant wave of nuggets upon you The nuggets of an angel Jesus comes down and walks on the water and shows you a cargo ship He leads you to the ship You enter the ship And right in front of you Is a carog ship filled to the brim with chicken nuggets And there are firetrucks on watch side Instead of water they shoot out different sauces You shoot everwhere until every nugget has a saucy masterpiece upon it A projector above you playing the simpsons Surround sound speakers As the show goes on you start picking away at the nuggets You dig your teeth in and you get that sensation You remember it from somewhere You get taken back to nuggetville and the nugget babes appear You eat every inch of them Just looking at the nuggets make your mouth water The nuggets mean everything to you You are back in the cargo ship of nuggets The USS Nugget Pirates are incoming They try to steal the nuggets But you have a nugget blaster You load it with nuggets and you shoot the pirates They get ripped to shreds by the nuggets The nugget retracts back like a boomerang Right into your mouth The heavenly sensation Nothing beats it Dear heavenly father, hallowed be my name, thy kingdom come thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily nugget and forgive us our trespasses and we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.