User:Shawn Burrows (Waimate)/sandbox

= Shawn Burrows =

Then there was light
Shawn B.J. Burrows vacated the womb into a bath full of water on the seventeenth day of the twelfth month, nineteen ninety five. Shawn attended the Mobile Kindy (play centre that was in the back of a van) and from an early age it was obvious Shawn was going to grow up to become a pussay fiend. He was constantly in the mobile sandpit trying to chat up all the ladies. There is an old fable that Shawn had done every girl in waimate